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Plain color cartoon style illustration of a sad looking green stock chart line rapidly going downwards. A frowning yellow person with a small briefcase is walking away from the stock chart. Background is light blue.
Why did the investor break up with UnitedHealth stock?
Because their relationship was on a steep decline and he needed some space to *recover* his portfolio!
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UnitedHealth Stock Drop by Lucentinian Works Co Ltd in collaboration with Llama 3.2 and Google Gemini 1.5 flash and OpenJourney is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

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